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IFHT (Faux English Politeness Mix)

by Exposed Brick

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An opinion isn’t a fact
And a feeling isn’t a philosophy
Clap for the NHS
You hypocritical filth

But there’s really nothing worse
And it burns my soul
Than a cap-doffing, forelock tugging
Tory voting prole

Austerity is necessary (x 3)
Hang on

So enough of your misguided narratives
They’re just stories
One things for sure
I ****** hate Tories

Patriots are idiots
Patriots are morons (X 2)

If you truly loved your country
As much as you claim
You would criticise it honestly
And know who is to blame

You would get the ******** out
Of that there is no doubt
Instead you clutch your commemorative Churchill bag
Waving your stupid little flag

So stop hankering for days of Empire
And dubious former glories
One things remains
I ****** hate Tories

One of the worst
Is not so pretty Priti
It’s like watching Michael Benteen’s Potty Time
Even uglier on the inside

But that snidey ******* grin
Really does me in

Pulling up the drawbridge
While your boss hides in a fridge (x3)
Pulling up the drawbridge
Fridge

For a dead princess
You shed a sentimental tear
But for the living
Only meanness, bile and fear

I can't contain my fury

Fat, lazy sack of *****
Fat, lazy sack of useless *****
Fat, lazy sack of useless Etonian *****

And to those poor deluded misguided souls
Who say “He’s doing his best”
He’s Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
Not a six year-old doing a test

So you can keep your lies
And selfish aspiration
And your end can’t be too gory

I ****** hate Tories

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released March 4, 2021

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Synthpop/electronica from Liverpool (though now based in Asturias, Spain). All music (& words) composed, played, recorded by self.

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